Genius Millennials Attempted To Steal A Car, But Were Foiled By A Certain 3rd Pedal

First things first, in no way endorses Car Thievery. However if you are a complete moron and feel compelled to indulge your inner Memphis Raines, here’s a top tip… Make sure you are actually capable of driving the car before you attempt to steal it. Seems like common sense to anyone with half a brain. Didn’t even occur to 3 geniuses who attempted to steal a car from a little old lady at gun point. Gun point? Really? You mean to tell me 3 young men couldn’t subdue 1 old lady? You lazy, half-ass bullies! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don’t know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model! Here’s the capper, after all that, after getting the old lady out of the car with unnecessary intimidation, they ran into the thing that sends the Millenial driver into a cold sweat. The car had 3 pedals, and a stick shift. Having absolutely no idea how to drive the car the 3 morons turned tail and ran.


Written by Chad Kennedy

Chad burst from the womb wearing a racing suit and a helmet. Chad's passion for cars is in his very DNA. His father was a gear head and passed on the tradition through owning such classics as a '66 Mustang and a '59 Corvette all while taking him to various race tracks in the area. Chad likes to wrench on his rides whenever possible, forgoing the stealership. Chad is an avid motorsports fan with particular interest in endurance/sports car racing. When not online writing for Shifting Lanes, you can find him working at the local golf course teaching people how to swing or hooning a golf cart at impossible speeds.


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