Bear Sits On Porsche

A lot of things can ruin a car guy’s day. It can be as small as a person going 5 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane, or a vehicle who can’t respect the lines in the parking lot. Finding a new scratch or new ding, or accidentally getting curb rash on your wheels, regardless of how careful you were, will certainly ruin a car guy’s day. We can now add one more thing that can ruin your day: a black bear sitting on the hood of your car for no reason at all, other than being a douche bear.

The blurry pictures show a black bear just chilling on the hood of a first generation Porsche Boxster. Judging from the relative size, this bear must have weighed about 300-400 pounds. That’s a fairly abnormal amount of weight loading up the front axles of the rear-wheel drive mid-engined two seater sports car.

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What would make a bear sit on a Porsche is beyond us. Perhaps it was the low slung hood resembling a bear mattress, or maybe it was the metal surface cooled by the spring air, or maybe it was just right.

Two Bears and a Porsche

In case you were wondering, this photo was taken in northern New Jersey, not far away from where this video was taken:


Written by Hansen

The engineer amongst the crew, Hansen once built a mini baja car with his bare hands. Hansen had the opportunity to join Honda’s R&D team in Ohio but chose the life of the east coast and the defense industry instead. A die hard auto enthusiast he religiously follows the auto industry and loves long walks in the auto shows.


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  1. Loved your article about my husband’s “baby” and the douche bear. He was away on business so we can only imagine his reaction to the picture when I sent it to him, I am thinking widespread panic. Fortunately and unbelievably there was no damage other then muddy paw prints on the hood.

  2. This is my husband’s cousins car! I’m sure he was not to thrilled with the bear on his car! Looks like a pretty big bear too! Was Dan freaking out when he saw this picture Karen?

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