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How To Ruin A Cutlass 442: Cam Newton Edition.

Few things in sports are as sweet as watching your favorite team win a Championship. I was lucky enough to have my Broncos win the Super Bowl this past February. While having your team win is more than enough, that cherry on top was making Cam Newton look foolish. Newton Dabbed his way into an MVP season. Only to have the new generation Orange Crush Defense shut him down. But this is a car website, how does any of this make it post worthy here? Well, Mr. Newton loves his cars. His most recent car is his personal take on the legendary Cutlass 442. That’s 4 barrel carburetor, 4 speed transmission, 2 exhausts pipes. Anyway, the end result is awful. Really, its terrible. It should be against the law to ruin a classic like this. Not saying Newton should serve jail time, but a hefty fine should be levied in his direction. Just look at it? The wheels are too big and all of that gold? No, just no. Not to mention the custom Carolina Panthers emblem, it’s a bolt on. Meaning it can be changed should Mr. Newton decide to change teams. Takes a special kind of person to plan for the future like that.

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To make matters worse Newton has apparently issued a gag order on the shop that begrudgingly built it for him. While Newton’s handlers deny any such order has been issued the shop is staying tight-lipped about this crime against the muscle car.

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About Chad Kennedy

Chad burst from the womb wearing a racing suit and a helmet. Chad's passion for cars is in his very DNA. His father was a gear head and passed on the tradition through owning such classics as a '66 Mustang and a '59 Corvette all while taking him to various race tracks in the area. Chad likes to wrench on his rides whenever possible, forgoing the stealership. Chad is an avid motorsports fan with particular interest in endurance/sports car racing. When not online writing for Shifting Lanes, you can find him working at the local golf course teaching people how to swing or hooning a golf cart at impossible speeds.

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