Gregson Mathe
We here at Shifting Lanes are located in Northern New Jersey. That’s no secret. It’s all over our website and we even state it on our own Facebook page. So currently we’re in the yearly 1′-2′ snowmageddon storm that seems to be a trend for the last few years. Lots of people find creative ways to pass the time in one of these storms.
Many go sledding or just stay inside working. The latter option is the one yours truly is currently having to endure. Some, like another of our esteemed colleagues, go outside and have some automotive fun in the snow.
Companies, however, find other ways to make these storms work for them. This year, and I cannot believe I am tying this, a porn website is sponsoring snow plows. Porn Hub decided this would be a good idea and has their name right on the front of the plow. Plowing is a hard job but someone has to do it.
When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during [today’s] big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.
Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
The gesture is actually pretty noble and with a few feet of the white stuff plastering the landscape we’re glad someone with the balls to tackled this storm head on is out there keeping the roads safe. I like to think that each and every plow driver is listening to lounge music with bag guitar wa-pedals and cheesy synth keyboards.
Okay I’m done. Was it good for you?
(Source: Boston Magazine)
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